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Guess this is what life is April 19, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — Master Cheif @ 11:12 pm

It has been two weeks since our holidays started and I am totally bored back here. Except the crappy lies of politicians there is nothing to watch on TV these days. I think I might be taken aback by all these lies these retards can come up with. Fortunately for me I have my computer to keep me going through my life. Tomorrow is the day we have our ‘special interview’ by our principal.
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. It is probably another trick to get us students to come with our parents (as if they have no other job) and listen to that retard speak and at same time telling us how me have to bribe the school in the name of donations. Our school which is known for its great kick ass standards in the school had the crappiest crop of students in 1oth grade last year. People believe it or not we had a not one but three boys who actually flunked in math (dude a three year old retard with improper sex organ development can not fail in math). Seriously these kids are completely hopeless in their lives. GEE lucky them. They got enough cash to bribe… um I meant donate to the school. These boys/girls/god knows what else are either complete perverts or complete retards. Actually they are both (what can you say? The best of both worlds!). Now I can understand a boy who is mentally incapable of studying. But dude this guy (whose name I would not disclose to keep the dignity of this blog. Who knows? Mentioning his name might flag us. He has lots of um… anti-social parties against him) has somehow managed to pass through 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th. He fails all the monthly tests (each monthly test accounts for 5% for passing) and god knows what he does to pass in the annual exam. I have a feeling that maybe his tooth fairy helps him out during the annual exam. By the way reading his answer paper is a complete treat to the brain. It is better than watching The Simpsons. With all the broken English and out of context answers many people (including his parents) have actually considered sending him to mental asylum. The matter is still under consideration by the board of retards (in India we have a board for everything. Including one to help people in the government agencies to sort out their bribes. Aren’t our politicians really taking us to a bright tomorrow?) Talking to this cretin (by all means he has to be one) I have realized that he has no brain cells or whatsoever to keep him alive. I even doubt that he can to the bathroom in the morning. He might forget what to do while he is sitting on the bathroom seat. Now I wouldn’t really blame god for making him like what he is. It is completely his parents fault. Those irresponsible retards weren’t smart enough to actually send him to some kind of psychiatrist. If he could have taken care of the freakin problem at an early age he might have some how balanced his totally screwed up life. But since he didn’t I guess we all have to make room for another retard to live among us. I think he might a bright future in politics. Hey all you need to be politician in India is to be a retard or have a criminal record. Having both the qualities is actually a bonus back here.
We should not mourn for the people who have died in war. But praise those who have survived it. – Sarge. Micromole

 

Screw Harry April 18, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — Master Cheif @ 11:44 pm

Our holidays start and I have absolutely nothing to do except look outside the freakin window if I can catch a glimpse of Santa clause whipping his bucks. So this is the time my friends decide to force me to buy Harry potter. They are all like,”Hey buy Harry potter man it is like the best and the only book to buy out there.” They are like some pathetic lackey of J.K. Rowling’s some creation to get her off the freakin street and make her rich enough to show off in front of the queen herself
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The movies aren’t exactly a big block buster either. Harry Potter in the freakin movie has no emotions or whatsoever. When some body punches him in the face or he is constipating or when he is happy he reacts the same way. A three year old retarded cretin without kidneys could act way better than this screw up. By the way has any one seen the simple yet elegant J.K. Rowling who used to barely have food to live. NOW she looks like a freakin model. Dude she really screwed up the franchise. Every where I look in my school some pathetic loser always talks about the Harry Potter books. Dude in this book this guy dies, in that book some jackass comes back to life and in this book he washes his bum for the first time. This Harry Potter craze is just retarded. I barely even care to know what the hell it is. I have seen the movies and amazingly I was not shocked that retard Voldemort, seriously he should get a better hair cut. Being bald if he is planning for domination of the world of retards, witches and few other AIDS affected organisms sure GO ahead. Hell as if I care. By the way if any one of the Harry potter are reading this please don’t go all phsyo over this blog. It is just a freakin point of view you retard. One of my close acquaintances(can’t really call him a friend coz he is one pride loving, moody, brainless, rich shit bag whom I don’t at all like) started reading the books after seeing the movies. I think he started after he saw the trailer of Harry Potter on his P.C. Now he is a complete retard. All he discusses with Mastercheif is dude what happens in this part, what happened in that scene and goes on talking like a how a cow keeps eating grass except that this one keeps crappin over the whole place with Harry Potter ideas and shit. He likes to recite all the spells from the Harry potter book. Man whenever he says those spells it makes him sound like a gay loser with no brain power to realize that Harry Potter is a book not his wife. He likes to look at Harry Potter as if though it were a God. I think he might get up every morning after having wet dreams of Harry potter and decide to come to school hugging his collection of Harry Potter books which will not be in proper condition as his cousin might have had a piece out of them. Seriously his cousin consumes everything. I MEAN IT. That retard stole a magazine from Mastercheif. When Mastercheif got his copy back it had holes in them with saliva dripping from the sides and teeth marks all over the pages. Some pages were even missing. I guess Mastercheif didn’t care to ask them back since they were all in his cousin’s stomach. Any how that all for today folks.

When you sleep with your enemy keep your left eye open and your right closed.- Sir. Johan

 

Oh My God. Not me again!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Master Cheif @ 12:23 am

Hey wassup everybody men, women, aliens, my dog and everybody else who reads this blog it is good to be back. My crappy exams got over. Sweet now I can dance butt naked on the floor consuming steroids at the same time. This is AWESOME. Now my birthday just flew by. Just in case all you ladies were wondering when it was the date would be 12th of April. As you all can see by reading all my previous blog’s that I am a lunatic with brains (Scientists are still trying to find out if that’s true). My exams were a freakin breeze they flew just like the fart out of my ….ahh I think you already know from where it comes out.
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Back in my country we are coming close to election again (crap lying jackasses are coming back). One party is offering reduction in cost of food, clothing, and mental asylums (for the ones like me. This rules). By the way for all you angry fans (as if we have any) I would like to announce the re starting of our totally hopeless blog so this rules. By the way if you have any doubts about how I come up with all the crap to write in here please I would guide you to read “How to become a retard in less than three days” by Sir Colin Donglebell. I am just soooooooooooooooooo happy that our bloody examinations are over. I just feel like stripping my clothes and run bum naked on the high way and of course kick the nuts of my science teacher (coz I never have to see his ugly face again. At least not until the damn school opens). Don’t think that I study in some third grade school in a village in some corner of the country. I study in one of the best(that is what given on the pamphlets they gave on the last day of school) in one of 4 or may 5 metro cities of this country. Obviously we get here everything the last but hey it is better than a non metro city (hell if you don’t understand don’t ask me. You think I know what I am writing). Now since life is sweet again, politicians are going to start lying again, my dog is going to bite me in ass again and of course Bush is going to get a hair cut to update his style. I vote for devil spikes. See you tomorrow if anyone is coming here. And I would thank Martha spencer to be the only human who has some how managed to read whatever I just wrote coz I don’t know what I write neither does God. GG men.

Always look both sides before you cross the road. My cousin got hit by a truck that’s why. – A not so humble blogger with a pinch of retardness